Mystery Board Theather 3000
Episode 1: Looking into the Sunset
By Dr. What

Pokemon is owned by 4Kids & Nintendo.
The Fic was made by Robert T. and he is entiled to it. This can juct be called another form of C&C.

So now turn down the lights. (And give yourself a case of permenant eye strain.)

(Cue the music)

In the not to distant future,
Some time 20th century AD.
There was a guy named Dr.What,
No different from you or me.
He worked in a lab at Gizmotic Institute,
Another guy in a white lab suit.
He just did the best test case,
But his bosses really hated him,
so they shot him into space.

(Agh!)

We'll send him chessy fiction,
The worst we can find.

(La, La, La, La.)

He'll have to sit and read them all,
While we monitor his mind.

(La, La, La, La.)

Now keep in mind Dr. What can't control,
Where the fiction begins or ends,

(La, La, La, La.)

He'll have to keep his sanity,
With his Message Board friends.

(MB roll call)

Khisanth (Ready!)
Marichu (For the light!)
J.A. (WOO!)
Misty-Bluuuuue (Where's the bush?)

If your wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts,

(La, La, La, La.)

Just repeat to you self 'It's just a show'
I should really just relax.

For Mystery Board Theater 3000!

In the main room our five are playing some poker.

JA: I'll see your five and raise you guys ten.
Dr. What: Fold
Marichu: I'll see that and raise you fifty.
Knisanth: Don't go overboard you two.
JA: We won't K. Well I'll see your fifty, and I say call.
Marichu: Full house.
JA: Damn.
Knisanth: Argh!
Marichu: He, He.

(Marichu moves to take the chips, but Misty-Blue stops him)

Misty-Blue: Those would be mine.
Marichu: Huh?

(Misty-Blue revels a Royal Flush)

Marichu: Ahh, Man!

(Dr.What turns to the screen)

Dr. What: Oh! We got viewers.
JA: Well we should tell them what we're doing up here.

(A light on the table blinks)

Dr. What: Later JA. We got to take a break, stay tuned.

(Five boring psychic talk ads later...)

JA: Now can I tell them?
Dr. What: Be my guest.
JA: In a nutshell, A guy named Dr. Forester and a guy named Frank are forceing us to read bad Pokemon fiction.
Misty-Blue: He actually thinks a bad fiction, when relased to the public, will let him take over the world.
Marichu: And we're stuck up in a satlette, above the earth, and like JA said, we are forced to read this.
JA: Who's telling the story?
Knisanth: No matter who tells it, Doc F. has a few screws lose.

(A red button blinks)

Dr. What: Speaking of our captor, I think he's ready for the invetion extange.

(Hits button)

Dr. What: Hello, SOL, may we take your your extange.

[Deep 13]

Dr. Forester: Oh, ha, ha. Well don't worry lab rats, Frank is putting the final touchs on our invention.

(An explosion is heard off screen. Debris flys in from the right following by Frank stumbling in and falling on the floor. Dr. Forseter is unchanged)

Dr. Forester: Last time I trust Frank with an invention.

[SOL]

Knisanth: So much for extange.
JA: WOO!

[Deep 13]

Dr. Forester: Oh well. The fic you'll be seeing is Looking into the sunset by Robert T. Enjoy... but I'd prefer you don't.

(Dr. Forester shuts off the link)

[SOL]

Dr. What: Sounds like a western to me.

(Lights everywhere go blazing)

All: We got Fiction Sign!

Door 7: It a double door. It opens.
Door 6: A wall of ice. After ten minutes of using ice picks you unleash a flame thrower.
Door 5: A wall of Butterfrees. The fly away as you approch.
Door 4: A wall of flames. You hit an eye switch and it turns off.
Door 3: Cartman's rear end. You kick it for half an hour till he decides to move.
Door 2: It's a waterfall. You walk through it while getting very wet.
Door 1: it's a hatch. It opens.

(Dr. What takes the center seat with Khisanth and Misty-Blue sits to his right, JA and Marichu to his right)

"Looking into the Sunset"

JA:In the Wild Wild West.

By: Robert T. JG24RT@Aol.com

All(Singing):JG2,4RT @alo.com.

Deep in the canyon-like fields of Cinnabar Islands,

Misty-Blue: Star Wars was being filmed.

Ash Ketchum, the Pokemon Master, Brock, an official Pokemon Breeder, and Misty,

Marichu:Who, if the writer keep an in characer is in love with Ash.
Knisanth: But to this guy, who knows.

the talented Pokemon trainer walk in the fields with the orange-red sun shading the sky.

Dr. What: It's called a sunset.

Ash: "It has been a long journey you guys."
Brock: "Yeah, we've got all but 2 badges in 5 months."

JA: Isn't a Poke master supposed to be the leauge champ?
Dr. What: If it was Gary, I'd say leauge chump.

Misty: "I guess I set a track record Ash!

Marichu(Annoucer): And Donoven Bailey breaks the record!

Your journey took 2 years!!!"

Dr. What: 5 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 10 hours, 3 minutes, and 48 seconds.
Marichu: But who's counting?

Ash: "Hey! Don't mention that to the world's greatest Pokemon trainer!!!"

JA(Ash): See! I got a certificat saying so!
Khisanth(Misty): Hey! That's in marker!

Brock: "Guys, stop fighting!"
Then Brock stops and stares and watched Ash and Misty fight!

Dr. What: Did the author have to use an exlamation on that?

Brock: "Never mind you guys! You two are fighting for one reason."
The two of them stopped and looked towards Brock.
Brock: "It's because you like each other, you know."

All: We knew that!

Ash: "You..think so, Brock???"

Misty-Blue: That, or you hate each others guts.

Misty: "This good for nothing kid trashed my bike!!!"
With that, it started another quarrel.
Brock: Oh well, it's like I said. Two fight because the like each other.

Knsanth: And to waste some time.

Late that night, an explosion erupted. The ground was shaking, and Misty and Ash fall into a prehistoric Pokemon cave.

All: Huh?
Misty-Blue: Gee, how well done. He made a complete goof up.
Dr. What: I pity.
JA: The author?
Dr. What: No, he didn't fall down the hole.
(JA falls down)

Ash: "Hey Misty. Are you alright?"

Misty-Blue: Of Course! I fell down a hole, I'm in a bad fic, and I can't see two feet in front of me, OF COURSE I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!

Misty didn't respond.
Ash: "Hey Misty..A bug is on you."

JA(Soilder from Starship Troopers): Eats th,ahhhh!

Again she didn't respond. Then Ash turned to Pikachu.
Ash: "Pikachu, use Thundershock on Misty!"
Pikachu: "Pika! Pikachu!" (Who do you think I am? I can't shock my friends.)

Marichu(Pikachu): Unless you fork over the cash.

Ash: "Pikachu, this is really important. I think she's unconcious after that fall into this dark cave."

Dr. What: No! You think?!

Pikachu nodded. He then shocked Misty.

Knisanth: So hard everyone in the world died, the end.
JA: Little dark today.
Knisanth: Yep.
JA: (Breaths like Darth Vader)

Ash: "Hey Misty, are you there?"

Misty-Blue: Knock, Knock.

Misty: "Ash where..are we?"

Dr. What: A hole.

Ash: "I don't know. It's great to so you back."

JA: To so you back?
Knisanth: Didn't so that one coming.

Misty: "What did you..say?"
Ash: "It's great to see to see you back! I was worried!"

Misty-Blue(Ash): That this author would make bad spelling mistakes.
Dr. What(Misty): He has.
Misty-Blue(Ash): AHHHH!

Then Ash broke into tears. Misty hugged him and Pikachu for saving her life.

JA(Misty):(Mimics being shocked) Hugged... to... hard.

Misty: "That's the nicest thing you did..for me."

Marichu(Misty): And our country.

Ash: "When we took that fall, I thought that you were..done..for good.."
Misty: "So you were concerned about me.."

Dr. What: That should end with a question Mark.

Ash: "I.was.."
Pikachu: "Pika-pika! (I was too.)
Ash: "Hey Misty. We have to get out of this place. We're deep down in the Earth."

All: No duh!

They then discussed their strategy. Meanwhile, on top of the underground cave, Brock was

JA: Looking for some chicks?
Dr. What: Looking for the world greatest recipe?
Marichu: The secret of life?
Misty-Blue: Learning the Can-Can?
Knisanth: Cheering for the Maple Leafs?

looking for Ash and Misty.

Dr. What: We tried.

Brock: "We are you guys?"

All(Singing): We are family.
Dr. What: We are hammering this guy.

Then Brock thought about what happened.

Marichu: It all happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Brock: "They're gone forever."

Misty-Blue(Brock): Or until the end of this fic.

Down below the dark cave, Misty and Ash attempt to escape.

Marichu: But was caught by Dudly Do-Right.
JA(Snidly Whiplash): Drat! Foiled again!

Ash: "Bulbasaur, I Choose You!"

JA(Ash): To be my bride.
Everyone Else: Aghhh!

Out came Bulbasaur.

Dr. What: Into the lava pit.

Ash: "Hey listen, Bulbasaur. We've got to get out of this cave. Can you help us?"
Bulbasaur acknowledged. Soon, our two Pokemon trainers were on their way to the entrance of the cave.

Knisanth(Bulbasaur): That will be $3.50.

In the morning, a tired Ash and Misty reached the top of the Earth.

Misty-Blue: And fell back down.

They found Brock in his sleeping bag, talking in his sleep.

Marichu(Brock{Bill Nye}): And thank you for joining me on consider me asleep.

Ash: "Wow, Brock's talking in his.."
Misty: "Talk softer Ash. He's sleeping."

Dr. What: Gee, how'd ya figure that one out?

They found out that he was dreaming about the two of them lost forever. His words came out slowly.
Brock: "Come..back..come..back.."

(JA makes sounds of a garbage truck going backwards)
Marichu(Brock): Don't come back! Don't come back!

Misty: "I didn't know we worried him."

JA(Misty): I thought the author forgot him.

Ash looked into the sky. The sun was almost high in the blue, aqua sky. He knew it was almost noon.

All: Lunch Time!

Later, Brock woke up. He found Misty and Ash right with him.

Khisanth: In a car that was falling down a cliff, the end.
JA: WOO!

Brock: "You're back You're back! Yahoo!"
Brock was jumping around, feeling better to see them again.

Marichu: But threw up when he heard the author hasn't been changed.

Brock: "So you guys, what happened? Did you two box each other?"

Misty-Blue(Ash): No, we didn't have enough cardboard.

Ash and Misty stared at each other. They turned red.

JA: Then red and green and, WOO!, all the colors of the rainbow.

Ash: "Well, let's just say we didn't fight but."
Misty: "Helped each other!"

Dr. What(Misty): To a big peice of pumpkin pie.

Soon, Brock was thinking about what they said and put their situation into his head. He then realized that,
Brock: "You two were meant for each other!"
Ash: "Looks like I beat you to the spot, Brock! Start searching!"

Dr. What: Did we miss something? I heard no confessions here.

Brock then was embarrased.
Brock: "That's not fair..I'm the more attractive person in the group..I cook great food!!!"

JA(Brock): I do all the breeding, I do all the wooing, And I OWN A VULPIX!

Misty: "I guess Brock is back to himself."
Ash: "Yeah."
Misty: "Ash?"
Ash: "Yea Misty?"
Misty: "When I fished you out of the lake in the forest, remember that I said that I followed you because of my bike.

Khisanth(Misty): And because I could.

Ash: "And?"
Misty: "I have to tell you that I like you more than a friend, who destroyed my bike."
She then told Ash that he loves him.

Dr. What: a) It's a little late, and b) The author knows nothing about writing two people confessing love.
JA: Unlike you.
(Dr. What shrugs)

Ash: "You..do..?"
Misty: "I do love you, as a friend and a Pokemon trainer."

Misty-Blue(Misty): And a stupid boy from Pallet Town.
Knisanth(Ash): Gee, you know the right things to say.

Ash: "No matter why you..followed me when I was starting on my journey. I never had a friend like

Marichu(Ash): Pikachu who always electrocuted me.

that who'd actually be nice like you."

Marichu(Ash): Even if you keep hitting me with a mallet.

Misty: "Yea. And that's why I changed my mind about you when you saved me in the cave.

Marichu(Misty): I have to change minds every 3000 kilometers.
JA: Marichu's of fire! WOO!

I couldn't wake up in my long sleep."
Ash: "I thought in the cave, when you were unconcious, that you wouldn't be alive,

Knisanth: And I was so happy that I thought the author would have to stop writing.

to finish your dream and mine."
Misty: "Thanks...for saving me..."
She cried. Ash hugged her telling her that they're ok.

Knisanth: Than a nuclear bomb was dropped on them, the end.
JA: Still dark I see.

Soon they caught up with Brock and were headed to Cinnabar Gym. Ash and Misty learned more of their past, as far back to Ash's days of training. As our heroes live the canyon,

Misty-Blue: They wanted a change of address.

the look into the sunset of another day.

Dr. What: Is it over?
JA: Yep.

(Everyone cheers and leaves the theather.)

[SOL]

Marichu: Well I learned one thing today.
JA: What's that?
Marichu: Never play poker against Misty-Blue.
Misty-Blue: I gotta go guys. Gotta drag my winnings to my room.

(Misty-Blue drags a bag full of poker chip as big as herself away)

Marichu: Now I gotta wait till next week to play poker again.
Dr. What: Look at it this way. Your not wearing a barrel.
Knisanth: Yea, so cheer up.

(Everyone but Dr. What leaves)

Dr. What: Better send it off to the Mads.

(He presses the button, then leaves the room.)

[Deep 13]

Dr. Forester: OK Frank, I re-built it, so don't break it.
Frank: Yes sir.

(Dr. Forester tries to walk away but falls on his invetion.)

Dr. Forester: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Frank, scared, quickly hits the button)

The End